I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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