Me too!
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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