like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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