what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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