I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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