I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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