I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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