I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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