I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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