I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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