Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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