I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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