This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
She bit a glass in half.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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