a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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