"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
do herpes really smell.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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