i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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