Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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