I love black thongs
Buhtt sex?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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