So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
