Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
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