He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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