D3 body, D1 cock
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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