I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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