yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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