You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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