foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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