life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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