Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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