Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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