This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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