who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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