And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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