Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Come on in and take your pants off
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