Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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