Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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