More tranny stories later!
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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