U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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