I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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