Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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