just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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