i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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