i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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