i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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