can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
then he tried to convert me to islam
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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