I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
How's work?
Spinning.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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