Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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