My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
