Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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