dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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