She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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