I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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