Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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