So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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